Late last year, I persuasively argued that jigsaw puzzles are extremely cool. My rhetoric was so sound that I was even cited in some generic local news blog thing with quotes that I definitely didn’t say. I’m probably the foremost authority now.
That’s why you should believe me when I tell you that this Super Mario jigsaw puzzle seems lame as hell. Look at this fuckin’ thing. Conservatively, it’s probably 60 percent red. What a pain in the ass.